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The monitoring platform built for on-call engineers who'd rather not carry a laptop everywhere. Ask your network questions. Get answers in seconds.

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"is tokyo cooked?" AI grounds replies in your real telemetry — no canned answers.

Acknowledge from anywhere. Silence, escalate, or query without opening a laptop.

Polled every 60 seconds. Cisco, Juniper, APC. Outbound-only encrypted tunnel.

9:41 5G+

tcpDoh ›

[CRIT] Mumbai-RTR-01 temp 192°F

is tokyo cooked?

tokyo's fine actually. but 3 alerts firing right now:
mumbai-rtr-01 — temp 192°F (crit)
delhi-ups-01 — battery at 12% (crit)
tokyo-rtr-01 — cpu 84% (high)

ack mumbai

got it — silenced for 1h

built for the 2am page

Everything an on-call engineer needs.
Nothing they don't.

Six things that matter. No "AIOps platform synergies." No machine-learning blackbox dashboards. Just the parts that pay off when you're half-asleep and your phone won't stop buzzing.

SMS triage

Text plain English. AI grounds responses in your real network telemetry — no canned replies, no chatbot scripts.

SNMP polling

Cisco, Juniper, APC, and more. SNMP v2c and v3 supported out of the box. Auto-discovery via subnet scan.

NOC wall board

Interactive map, device heatmap, TV-ready big board. Public URL, no login required for the lobby screen.

On-call rotations

Primary + standby chains, holiday balancing, auto-promotion if standby goes silent, SMS notifications on shift handoff.

60-second deploy

One Docker command. Auto-tunnel built in. No firewall changes, no inbound ports, no NAT acrobatics.

Secure by design

Outbound-only collector. Read-only SNMP. TLS 1.3 everywhere. Multi-tenant isolated. SOC 2 architecture.

// zero inbound attack surface

Your network never opens a port to us.
It's the other way around.

The collector lives inside your network. It dials out to tcpDoh through an encrypted, one-way tunnel. No firewall rules to change, no DMZ to configure, no public IP needed. If we get breached, your network doesn't.

Outbound only Your firewall keeps blocking inbound traffic. Nothing changes. The collector dials out, never listens.
Read-only by protocol The collector polls metrics. It can't write configs. It can't reboot a switch. It physically cannot break things.
Modern encryption The tunnel uses modern audited cryptography end-to-end. No legacy protocols, no misconfigured tunnels to maintain.
Tenant isolated Every database query scopes by tenant. Append-only audit log. SOC 2 / FedRAMP-ready architecture.
SMS two-factor PIN challenge with bcrypt-hashed PINs, 30-min sessions, 5-attempt rate limiting. CTIA-compliant STOP/HELP.

how we stack up

vs. the legacy stack.

If you're paying SolarWinds for a tool that boots in 12 minutes, you should know what you're missing.

	tcpDoh	SolarWinds	PRTG	Nagios
SMS triage with AI	built-in	—	—	—
Setup time	minutes	hours+	hours+	hours+
Outbound-only collector	by default	configurable	configurable	configurable
On-call rotations	built-in	via integration	via integration	via integration
NOC wall board				3rd party
Multi-tenant SaaS	natively	primarily on-prem	primarily on-prem	primarily on-prem
SOC 2 architecture			self-managed	self-managed
Pricing	per device	subscription	per sensor	free / paid tiers

Your network,one text away.

Everything an on-call engineer needs.Nothing they don't.

Your network never opens a port to us.It's the other way around.

vs. the legacy stack.

Your network,
one text away.

Everything an on-call engineer needs.
Nothing they don't.

Your network never opens a port to us.
It's the other way around.